does anyone has exam questions for a computer maintenance exam?

Posted on September 25th, 2009 by admin


Q: how many programmers does it take to insert a CD?
A: None … it’s a hardware problem.

Q: what’s the first thing to try when a problem with Windows occurs?
A: reboot the computer

Q: what if rebooting doesn’t work?
A: install Linux

Q: what if Linux doesn’t work?
A: get a Mac

Q: what if the Mac doesn’t work?
A: give up using computers.

Q: If a PC has 3 disk drives installed and you remove 1, how many disk drives do you have?
A: one more than you started with

:-))

One Response

  1. Link H Says:

    Q: how many programmers does it take to insert a CD?
    A: None … it’s a hardware problem.

    Q: what’s the first thing to try when a problem with Windows occurs?
    A: reboot the computer

    Q: what if rebooting doesn’t work?
    A: install Linux

    Q: what if Linux doesn’t work?
    A: get a Mac

    Q: what if the Mac doesn’t work?
    A: give up using computers.

    Q: If a PC has 3 disk drives installed and you remove 1, how many disk drives do you have?
    A: one more than you started with

    :-))
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